Four Old Broads by Leslie Kimbell
Retired burlesque queen Beatrice Shelton desperately needs a vacation – and NOT another trip up to Helen, Georgia to see that “precious little German village for the umpteenth time.” A Sassy Seniors Cruise through the Caribbean may be just the ticket if she can just convince her best friend, Eaddy Mae Clayton, to stop praying and go with her.
Unfortunately, things have not been very pleasant at Magnolia Place Assisted Living since Nurse Pat Jones began working there. The newest resident, Imogene Fletcher, is suddenly losing her memory. Maude Jenkins is obsessed with her favorite soap opera and planning her own funeral. Sam Smith, retired Elvis impersonator, keeps trying to bed every woman in the building.
A mystery unfolds with laughter as the gals try to outsmart the evil Nurse Pat Jones and figure out why so many residents have been moved to “the dark side,” what exactly IS that mysterious pill, and what happened to Doctor Head? Hilarity ensues as Imogene goes undercover and Maude enters the Miss Magnolia Senior Citizen Pageant to throw Pat off their trail. If they can solve the mystery, they may make it to the cruise ship after all.
APRIL 10TH THRU MAY 1ST
Saturdays at 5:30 PM April 13 & 27
Sundays at 2:30 PM April 14 & 28 Weds at Noon April 10, & April 30
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Wheelchair accessible seating available if requested at the time of reservation only. Please call the box office at 814-864-2022 or BEFORE you purchase of your e-ticket to ensure we have availability in the handicapped area.
Special Menus :
To ensure the safety of our customers, we have discontinued gluten-free meals.
Vegetarian meals are available if notified at least 48 hours in advance.
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Wheelchair Accessible seating is available, call the box office at 814-864-2022 or BEFORE you purchase of your e-ticket to ensure we have availability in the accessible area.